Newest Intro by 2000 A.D.
- - WAS FORCED TO PRESENT: "NEW INTRO!" - E$C$A"C"C A C C^A^A^ - - - - - - ...MEMBERS OF 2000 A.D. ARE NOW: MANIMAL, KRUSH, WIZZ, BLITZ, APOLLON, FRENZY, ZARCH, LAXITY, SOFTTECH, DROID, LITEACE, SAVAGE, PASSION, CODEX (AMIGA)... WRAP! - ...WE SEND 2000 WISHES IN NO ORDER TO: BROS IKARI TRIAD PULSAR FAIRLIGHT CFR ZENITH AGILE MADSQUAD PENTACLE STRIKE FORCE THE METRO BOYS TRANSCOM MADONNA CRACKING GROUP APG CLASS DRIVE INXS SPHINX RAWHEAD SUBZERO BEASTIE BOYS BYTERAPERS FANTASTIC 5 LEVEL 99 LEGEND FINNISH GOLD TSK SCA DETONATOR 4001 DSU AND ALL OTHER FRIENDS! SUM SPECIAL ONES TO THESE KOOL DANES: STARION SYSTEM X (SEND THE VIDEOS SOON, KOOL 3D DEMOS!) TST (HEY TSN, COKE RULES!) CATMAN OF TPI (AS U MIGHT'VE FIGURED OUT, PASSION HAS BORROWED THE MODEM, THAT'S WHY ME'N KRUSH AREN'T CALLING AT THE MO', WE'LL MAIL A DISK SOON!) AND THE REST... WRAP! - ...THIS IS THE MAIN SCROLL! FIRST OF ALL, SOME CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO... CODING, IDEAS AND DESIGN: KRUSH '2000 A.D.' LOGO: ZARCH (THE PUDDING BOY) 'C.C.C.P.' SPRITES, TEXT, IDEAS AND DESIGN: MANIMAL MUSIC: LAXITY OTHER SPRITES BY: ??? (FROM A DEMO BY THE RIFFS!)... CHARSET BY: ANIMAL (HRMF!) OF FORCE 10... HMM, WOT DO U THINK OF THIS INTRO THEN!? KOOL, RIGHT?!? YEP, JUST WOT IT IS... KOOOOOL! THE TIME IS NOW 03:50 AM. (PHOTONY, CALL US UP NOW!), AND WE'RE SITTING HERE, LISTENING TO SOME LAME WANKERS ON THE RADIO, SINGING 'ARE U A HOMO?' (TRUE!)... HEY, HANG ON A SEC, I'LL JUST GO GET A CIGARETTE... AAHH, 'PRINCE' RULES! (KRUSH WANTS TO CORRECT THIS TO 'PRINCE SUCKS!'... NOW HE LOOKS SATISFIED!)... EARLIER WE TALKED TO PASSION ON THE PHONE, HE HAD BEEN TALKING TO CATMAN OF TPI OVER THE MODEM FOR ABOUT 5 HOURS, BEEN RENTING A COUPLE OF VIDEO FILMS (INCLUDING PORNOS, OFCOURSE! ED.)... HVORFOR ER HAN BARE SAA PERVERS? HOW 'BOUT STARTING OPERATION 'C.U.N.T.' !?! BY THE WAY, WE ARE N O T COMMUNISTS, EVERY COMMIE THING YOU SEE ON THIS SCREEN IS JUST A JOKE! (DON'T TAKE IT TOO HARD, 'RUSSIAN USA TEAM', HEHE!)... WE DON'T WANT GORBATJOV FOR PRESIDENT... NO! WE WANT THE LEADER OF THE 'APOLLONISM'... NEIL OF WIZAX! (ONE OF THE GREATEST APOLLONISTS! ED.)... OOH! BIG NEIL, WE WANT TO KISS YOUR FEETS, AND PRAY TO YOU EVERY NIGHT, BEFORE WE GO TO BED! CAN WE?!? PLEASE! HAHAHA, WHATTA JOKE! YO WIZZ, I'LL ASK SAVAGE ABOUT (U KNOW WHAT!), VERY SOON... GET 'POWER X TREME' FINISHED SOON! NOTE TO ALL: 2000 A.D. IS NOW SUBEDITORS ON THE GREAT 'ILLEGAL' MAGAZINE, IN CASE U DIDN'T KNOW ALREADY! IN THE SCROLL ABOVE, U CAN READ THE MEMBERLIST OF 2000 A.D. AND IN THE SCROLL BELOW YOU CAN READ THE... WELL, GUESS WHAT! BEFORE THIS SCROLLER GETS TOO LONG, WE BETTER WRAP IT, 'COZ WE DON'T WANNA BE SCROLLED TO HELL, RIGHT!? BY THE WAY, YOU CAN CONTACT BLITZ FOR SWAPPING PUDDINGS, AND OTHER NICE DESSERTS! GET HIS ADDRESS FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE! LATER FROM 2000 A.D. 'THE SKULL TOUR 1988' WRAP! -